Here is the current fixture above our dining room table




The faux wood and general un-coolness makes me break out in hives. Well, it might also be a mosquito bite, but I'm pretty sure it's hives, and I'm pretty sure it's being caused by this fan.

Taking my health seriously,  I turned to Pinterest, where I found some Pinspiration

Spray painting a thrifty old chandelier?! Genuis. Freaking genius.

After a quick trip to the Salvation Army, I found exactly what I was looking for, I didn't take a before shot, but it looked more or less like this:
Very Liberace

And after a few dozen coats of matte white spray paint, it looks like this:
I plan to use round bulbs like this
instead of those little fake candle ones to keep it feeling modern. I also may or may not play around with adding some swagged beading. The dining room is full of pops of color already since I painted the dining room table legs coral pink, so I decided to keep the chandelier white using these interiors as a muse:





Now if I could only get Mike to hang it already! Maybe if I got a Dr.'s note to prove the urgency? 

It itches!







I spied this linen hemstich table runner on potterybarn.com




and knew it was the perfect thing to break up all the grey of the kitchen table, though at $69, it was also redonkulously priced for something that was white and going to be in the most stain-inviting spot in the house.

So I went on a hunt and found this one from Etsy for $22

Nearly identical, but thought I could still do better on the price

So this one, from One Kings Lane, nearly took the cake at $16.95

but, being the savvy recessionista(or cheapskate) that I am, I looked a little harder and found this baby on Amazon.com

for a whopping $7.95

If the picture looks familiar, scroll up, I'll wait. 
Yes, friends, hold on to your tableskirts, the exact.same.tablerunner Pottery Barn is selling for $70, I found for $7! Hold your applause please.

Here is the tablerunner on our (messy) kitchen table It needs an ironing, but it looks awesome.



Okay, now applaud









I love to add things to virtual carts. My Joss and Main  cart is particularly prone to overflow. Here is what is currently in limbo at my favorite online window shopping destination:

Canvas Wall Art: $39
At 18x24 this is a pretty hefty sized canvas for under $50. The colors and the lines and the fabulously chic people mingling about make me swoon. This is perfect for the upstairs bathroom where I have a sliver of empty wall space. Love


This is actually a (set of) tea towel(s). Tea towel? Yeah, I have no clue. The colors are what really makes this feel special to me. I would make it feel more modern by sandwiching it between two pieces of glass (or plexi) and hanging it in the guest bedroom


I hemmed and hawed so long about buying this it sold out, and now, of course, I am absolutely despondant and desperate for it. It will probably come up for sale again, and then I will most definetly buy it. Maybe





Ahhhhh! I Love Maps!!! Mike has absolutely forbad me to buy even one more map, lest our home look like a mini-mart for cartographers. This one is generously sized (36" H x 48" W) and would look just perfect at the top of the landing. Maybe I could hide it in the garage and
 pretend it's been there all along....? It is very Restoration Hardware-ish without the thousand dollar price tag. Seriously. This similarly sized map from RH is $1195



This big sculptural flower would look insane in the girls room. I feel like it's sweet and feminine with a little edge, just like my offspring.Would also be super as a grouping on a dark grey or navy wall, neither of which I have. Yet.


This would be perfect to add a little bit of interest above the french doors in the kitchen dining room. It's a skinny space and this would work. Having a design element there isn't mandatory, but I've never been accused of under-decorating

Shut up! How much I love this. It's beach-y and travel-y and map-y (all my favorite -y's) but I can't think of a really good spot for it.....I'm afraid it's a bit small (20" H x 14" W) for the spot in the bedroom where I would want it 





I have yet to meet a quatrefoil I haven't liked, this mirror being no exception. It's sexy with just a touch of bling, a little sophisticated, a little rock and roll, rough and polished at the same time. Whew! It's also an inanimate object, I need to get ahold of mysef



My dad lives an hour away and regulary visits, sometimes a little too regularly, but Schuyler loves her "pram-pa" and he is tireless when the baby just wants to be walked around and around and around and around, so it's a good thing. Mostly. He is a consumate collector of things. Stuff. And a borderline needs-an-intervention hoarder. He has also decided that I am now old enough to be the family treasure keeper so twice weekly he brings a bag or box or truckload of ""stuff" that I am now in charge of caring for, displaying, storing, loving, so that he doesn't have to. Sometimes it's really great like this handmade snake from one of my childhood summers in the Carribean

(Hello snakey, you are welcome here)

And sometimes it's not so great, like this tetnus infested crab


Great:  duck print hanging in the kids living room:


Not so great:


Sadistic pins-in-pear print, baffling. Slightly disturbing




The most exciting part about having your first baby is getting to design a nursery (and of course creating life and whatnot) Back in 2010 we found out we were having a girl

I had mixed feelings about it mainly because I was one thousand percent convinced it was a boy and had mentally planned for that. Also, they make some really gawdy crap for little girls, pink, fluffy and precious, and that was just not my style. I wanted a fresh and clean feeling without being obvioulsy or obnoxiously geared toward one gender (I was still thinking that the multiple gender confirming ultrasounds might be wrong and wanted to be prepared.)
I eskewed all things pink as a kid and since (as all parents know) you give birth to a little clone of yourself, I wanted my little girl to be happy in her room. Here is what we came up with:










And in different (daytime) light:



My first baby claiming his spot


This nursery was in Garden Ave, we don't live there anymore, and I miss this room. It had such a serene feeling and was full of promise. Now my baby is a rambunctious 3 year old and there is not much about her that could be described as serene. Designing for kids has proved even more exciting than designing for babies though so I may feel wistful, but not for long.


At the bottom of the stairs in the Caroline house there is a room which I guess would be called a den, maybe a family room, but we always refer to it as "the kids living room under the stairs" because I guess we like to hear our own voices. It currently functions as our only living room because there is plywood flooring in the actual living room, or as we like to call it "the real living room, you know the one when you first come in the front door." We have to work on our abbreviation skills

Here is what it looked like the day we closed:






And here's what it looked like while in transition:





And today:




It is a bit cluttered, but I'm mostly happy with how it turned out. This is what it looks like on a day-to-day, including the kid eating goldfish on the table and the baby on the couch, though I'm usually in there somewhere too. Without pants. 
Get out of the shot you incredibly adorable kid! These people want to see the coffee table!



Mike hand painted the coffee table from a cast-off, it's getting a healthy bit of use, and is a bit knackered but you would be too if you got abused by a three year old on a daily basis. 



Painting on the stairwell is a splatter map by Micheal Tompsett. Mike forbad me to buy any more maps (I am a mapophile. Actually I just made that word up, but there are map obsessed people out there like me. Ken Jennings is one, even wrote a book about it) so when it arrived I had to pretend I hadn't realized it was a map "oh well, would you look at that! That splash of paint does look like Australia!". I don't know if he believed me, but it looks good in the space, so he let it ride




The formerly pine-on-pine-on-pine theme has been muted with a whitewash of blue-grey paint. It's just regular latex flat paint mixed with about 20% water and applied with a brush. If you look closely, you still get the grain and character of the wood without feeling like your in a 1970's mountain cabin. 


Sailcloth fan was a totally-worth-it splurge. The "Seaweed" sign was painted by muah for my dad's old boat which was named (obviously) Seaweed. He regifted the sign to me for Mother's day this year mostly because he's cheap (it's where I get it from) but also because he's sentimental. But mostly just cheap.




The kids toys stay pretty well corralled in this oversized cubby-hole thing. This was a side of the road find, actually have two of them. We painted an ombre stripe around the outside and it fits the room perfect. I have no idea what it's former life was, but it's well-loved here. Now we just have to figure out how to get the toys to stop breeding at night.



Octopus poster is currently just pushed pinned onto an oversized canvas. I'll get a frame for it eventually. Maybe  


The INVINCIBLE ship masthead was a Habitat for Humanity find. I grabbed it the minute I spotted it, and was carrying it aroud the store, knocking things over like a dope because I was afraid if I put it up front someone else would snag it out from under me. Getting it into the Mazda was a whole 'nother debacle. I briefly considered tying it to the roof, but ended up wedging it in somehow, someway, at the expense of my ability to see out the passenger mirror. The whole time I was envisioning what great history this thing probably had, patting myself on the back for finding this treasure, a real piece of art that had a story. It is super heavy, solid, hand carved with a patina that comes with age. I pictured a swarthy captain with a can-do spirit traversing the seven seas, narowly escaping danger and perhaps finding romance, or, err, something like that. Turns out, according to the guy who so kindly helped me jam the thing into my car, that it came off of the side of a Red Lobster. How underwhelming is that?

We were concerned that the white banister would get grubby fast, but so far so good thanks to 197 coats of super high gloss paint.


Don't mind our houseguest, Morgan Freeman. Sometimes we let him babysit.

 A captive audience enjoying handsewn pillows from my ecclectic fabric collection. They came out awesome as long as you don't look too closely



Rag chair that was mine when I was small. Sometimes it's weird and embarrasing that my dad has every.single.item from my childhood, and sometimes, as in this instance, it's pretty cool


We paid $100 for the Ikea couch secondhand. I think it's the Ektorp. The super best part, besides the pricetag, is that it comes fully apart and the slipcover can be washed. Great for kids, parties, dogs . We have all three

Side by sides:




So, If you have ever wondered where I watch The Real Housewives of...I mean CNN, now you know.